Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, his dive site turns out to be the drain, the oceans empty.


I wish I could party like a rock star today.

 

[vam302]

Granted, now you're Axl Rose.

Wish ammunition didn't cost so much these days.

 

[inventor]

Granted, doesn't cost anything, 'cause you can't get any.

Wish I had more ammo.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, now you blew yourself up!

Wish Inventor wasn't so negative.

 

[inventor]

Granted, inventor becomes completely positive. And immediately dissociates into protons.

Wish it wasn't so dang windy here.

 

[vam302]

Granted, now your energy bill skyrockets bc the desert wind farms in your area are static.

Wish my fiancee would let me buy the $2k set of heads I want for my car.

 

[inventor]

Granted, only it's the Talking Heads, $2K's what they charge for a gig now.


Wish the Firebird was fixed.

 

[vam302]

Granted. You have spent copious amounts of time, labor, and money to bring your love back to life- and some blind retiree t-bone's you on your maiden voyage.

Wish I could get my engineering degree based on work experience.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, in only 2,421,928,127 more days of work that degree will be all yours.

Wish I were out enjoying the beautiful day right now.

 

[inventor]

Granted, you experience the first 'Clear Sky' tornado in recorded history. And the phenomenon is named after the local weatherman instead of you.

Wish I do well on my test for new job.