Corrupt-a-Wish

[vam302]

Granted. You should have no problem making my whopper with cheese.

Wish I had a new pair of running shoes.

 

[Scuba Do]

Granted, they are beautiful and very new, but are also two sizes too small.

Wish everyone on SB a Happy Day!

 

[inventor]

Granted. You should have no problem making my whopper with cheese.

:laughing::lol::rofl2:

Granted, that day was years ago.

Wish we could all have the gear we wanted.

 

[Scuba Do]

:laughing::lol::rofl2:

Granted, that day was years ago.

Wish we could all have the gear we wanted.

Granted, we all have the gear we all wanted, years ago. Now it is all broken and moldy and useless.

Wish I could dive more often.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's all at once, 7 year deco hang. Boorriing!

Wish I had twenty bucks.

 

[vam302]

Granted. It is loaned to you at a 6.02 E23 APR, compounded hourly.

Wish I owned my own drag racing team.

 

[inventor]

Granted. RuPaul is your fastest 'driver'.


Wish more episodes of shows I missed were on Hulu.

 

[vam302]

Granted. All episodes of any show you wish to see are right at your fingertips- all for an annual fee of $999.95. Happy Viewing!

Wish the Astros would win the World Series this year.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's the Little League World Series.

Wish I had a great steak for dinner.

 

[vam302]

Granted, it's a PETA-friendly vegan steak made from bean curd.

Wish I had remembered to buy beer on my way home today.