Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, you now have a new 1300pc set of allen wrenches, made in China.

Wish I had a new transmission.
 
Granted, its made of paper mache

Wish I were having fun right now!
 
Granted, it's a beautiful castle.

Nuerotics build castles out of thin air,
Psychotics live in them,
My mother cleans them.
From a commedianne who's name I forget right now.

(I'm storming the gates and laying seige!)

Wish I had a dive boat!
 
Granted. It's a beautiful new 6' skiff, powered by two broken oars.

Wish I had a maid to clean my house for me.
 
Granted, she's 80 year's old, charges $20 an hour, and it takes her 20 hrs. to clean.

Wish I had means to landscape my yard.
 
Granted, it looks beautiful, then there is a horrible drought and everything dies.

Wish Scuba Lady would be more careful what she wishes for ('cause I live in Virginia too and now all MY plants are dead too)
 
Granted. Scuba Lady is extremely careful, and this game is no longer any fun.

Wish I hadn't wasted my time and money with my first bc (jacket-style).
 

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