Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, good luck on the job hunt.

Wish I could just drive across the country.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. You drive to Hoboken (sp?) and are offered a dream job researching patents at an auto research firm. But all you can do is drive. Back to Vegas baby.

Wish all DIR divers suddenly had all yellow gear. <snicker>

 

[inventor]

Granted, your gear also turns flaming pink.

Wish I had the last Lord of the Rings DVD.

 

[nikos81]

Granted,but you have nowhere to run it, so you cannot watch the final part

I wish i had a plasma TV

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's the one ruined by the soup.

Wish there were cool wrecks I could reach in Lake Mead.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, but due to the global warming the whole Lake has been vaporized.

I wish I could dive wrecks all day and all night long

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's the same wreck, a canoe.

WISH I HADN"T HAD THE SURROUND SOUND SO LOUD WHEN I TURNED IT ON.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, the headspeakers had gone dead so you have no sound at all

I wish I could have a tech dive DSD

 

[inventor]

Granted, he forgets you're on open circuit..oops.

Wish everything goes well today.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, the serial killer did his job and shoot you in the head. Everythiing went well and he was not caught too bad...

I wish it was summer.