Corrupt-a-Wish

[cdolphin]

Granted. It is summer in South Africa.

Wish the internet would be faster.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, it is faster but you have no equipment to support the speed achieved...

I wish it was Christmas

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted. It is now Christmas, but everybody who just lost seven weeks of their lives -- JUST LIKE THAT! -- is really mad at you. No Christmas goodies for you this year...

I wish I had some pizza.

 

[inventor]

Granted, it was cooked without using olive oil, they used cod liver oil instead.

Wish I could go diving tomorrow.

 

[DM95]

Granted, you can go diving but its in a kiddie pool.

I wish I had a week in Fiji with unlimited diving.

 

[inventor]

Granted, the weeklong monsoon is horrific. Enjoy the dives!

Wish Centurion was a better movie, it's all I have to watch.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but it has a very bad ending and spoils your mood for the whole movies

I wish I could travel to my hometown again cheaply

 

[inventor]

Granted, it's a heck of a walk.

Wish I could get my insurance back.

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted, but it's now at a premium that you can't pay and still afford to have a life of any kind. Oh wait, I didn't even have to make that one up. Sorry.

I wish it would be warm and cloudy tomorrow so I could wash and wax my car before winter.

 

[inventor]

Granted, nice and warm, cloudy, and 65 mph wind gusts.

Wish I had my laptop and new desktop out of hock.