Corrupt-a-Wish

[2 Big 2 Fail]

Granted, but there are no windows, your destination is 40 years away at light speed, and the (only) in-flight movie is Ishtar. (Your seat mate sells Amway.)

I wish I had ice cream.

 

[nikos81]

Granted. You are in Antarctica. Good luck into eating it

I wish I could have something good to do tomorrow instead of working.

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted. Enjoy your new status as an unemployed person.

I wish I could go to the Caribbean to dive every three months.

 

[augk]

Granted but you only get to do a 1 hour discover diving in the time shares pools as part of the all day sales pitch.

I wish I could drive down south to go make $$$$ plowing snow.

 

[Didje]

Granted, you move to Antarctica where you are required to work 24/7, 365 days a year.

Wish my neck wasn't sore.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. You break your wrist and forget all about the sore neck.

Wish I was on a nice warm island.

 

[nikos81]

Granted. You are on a warm island, which is 2 square acres long since you were a castaway. good luck into finding someone to take you out of there.


I wish I was lucky

 

[The_Ghost]

you are a leprechaun

wish for a hot air balloon

 

[nikos81]

Granted. too bad the birds attack it by the time you reach 5000 feet and blow it up...


I wish I was on an airplane

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. Those birds now find their way into your prop.

Wish I was on a boat.