H2Andy
Contributor
heard on radio, late night into Orlando
"Tampa Tower, Heavy XYZ requesting landing clearance"
"Heavy XYZ, this is Orlando Tower. I can't clear you to land in Tampa."
pause
"Orlando Tower, this is painful. Request landing clearance for Orlando International"
"Heavy XYZ, you're clear to land runway xyz. we have free maps up here in the tower"
"Tampa Tower, Heavy XYZ requesting landing clearance"
"Heavy XYZ, this is Orlando Tower. I can't clear you to land in Tampa."
pause
"Orlando Tower, this is painful. Request landing clearance for Orlando International"
"Heavy XYZ, you're clear to land runway xyz. we have free maps up here in the tower"