macho diver whispers to newbie diver whos OOA at rec limits:
Now, at this point you're probably asking yourself, "
Is he still skip breathing on 500psi from that dinged al80 and does that look like a fake octopus carved from a bar of Zest, or is he going to tie me to a liftbag and shoot 400 psi into it and then cut my weights off? (macho diver gets out liftbag)
Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement I kinda forgot myself. So I guess the question you have to ask yourself is, "Do you feel saturated?" Well..., do you...., punk?
g8trdiver:
good idea, being prepared mentally is as important as hardware. Taking your valuable diving time to practice entanglement scenarios and going over the retrievability of cutting tools when in a situation such as without a mask, is as valuable as any tool. Im used to cutting, tying etc. entanglements situations, and dealing on my own, thats what made it only surprising. But it would have made a great little video of doofus divers cartoon demise.
First that too tight drysuit so i couldnt move properly to loosen the line over my back. Then i jumped in the water without going over the dive with people i only said about 15 words to. Then i didnt clearly get the attention of the girl i had gone over to, i just did a ok and then saw the buzzbomb lure within reach and thought ooow.., my shiny precious...then i didnt deal slowly, i tried to yank it off, my first yank took my mask and pulled my left foot up my back so i was trussed like an underwater enemy partisan combatant. Then i couldnt grasp or find the inflator and i started to sink quickly because i stopped breathing calmly to maintain bouyancy.
Thats when i said wow! bummer...slow down. It took a moment to stop being impatient and deal. But it was like a bad joke the snowball effect i found myself in.
The situation was no danger if one was calm. Things were happening it seemed scripted to spook a diver... , losing the mask, girl swimming off, sinking in deep water and not being able to get the inflator, feeling the fishing line get tighter around me, and a whole lot more of this tangle than expected seemed to just appear, I could see someone might freak out.
Anyway, not to go on and on about it...but i was really surprised at the classic-ness of that situation. Im almost glad it was me that saw that lure and decided to pocket it...and not some other diver who may be unprepared. That was a bad situation, just waiting to happen.
But going on and on about it.....(yah off thread..but why not,..its a good story)...its funny cuz a year earlier me and a friend where diving in the very same spot...and were above this plateau on the wall and we saw all these white arms and legs around this sunken boat..it looked like a bunch of dead people! I saw it first and pointed it out to my buddy and we fearfully descended to see what was down there. When we got there and pulled some of the body parts, we found they were pieces of store window mannequins! So we brought them up to the surface and pretended as long as we could to the people on the beach that were bringing up dead people. They freaked out! All the parents send their kids to the car and got out blankets to cover up the dead. Then when we showed them that these were store window mannequins...and everybody was majorly relieved and wanted one to take home. So we dove down and got the rest and gave them away for lawn ornaments. Later when i was in the my local lds i was about to tell the owner the story, but thought quickly enough to say it was not me, but my friend (who wasnt local) who found them and gave them away, i dont know why i did that, but i was glad i did. Because he shouted Damn you!...those mannequins are for my dive rescue course! Tell your friend to bring them back because they are expensive and if i dont get them back someone has to pay for them.
Then i could say i hardly knew the guy, and didnt know where he lived because all the mannequins were given away to people on the beach we didnt know. I told him i would try to get them back, but never did and never could...and he was mad about it for a long time and always gave me the evil eye when i wasnt watching.
So maybe it was a intense karma thing that was happening? But i mean, he could have marked the dummies as being the property of his dive store, and then we would have known...as it was we had no idea why there was like 10 dummies down there.
Anyways......that spot is turning out to be a interesting place to dive. I rarely dive there..but everytime i do something interesting happens.