Farting at Five Fathoms???

[dlndavid]

I thought it was ok to fart in a drysuit...it took 4 hours for the paramedics to cut me out of it

I would have popped you like a balloon and watched you fly around the room, holding my nose of course

 

[Jamie_r]

im at work laughing halariously hahahaha

 

[Wilson]

Underwater you could use him like a scooter.

 

[FSU_KURT]

I am stunned that so many people replied so quick. I guess a good fart joke makes anyone laugh. That whole WarHammer thing sounds rather violent. The words War and Hammer in the same sentence or word even sounds rather scary. Thanks for the replies and the great laughs. I now feel 100 percent confident that the worst I will get is a high pressure enema (which wouldn't be that fun). I am going diving tomorrow... I guess I am having taco bell tonight.

 

[REII]

I am stunned that so many people replied so quick. I guess a good fart joke makes anyone laugh. That whole WarHammer thing sounds rather violent. The words War and Hammer in the same sentence or word even sounds rather scary. Thanks for the replies and the great laughs. I now feel 100 percent confident that the worst I will get is a high pressure enema (which wouldn't be that fun). I am going diving tomorrow... I guess I am having taco bell tonight.

Please report back after your dive tomorrow on the status both the fish and the other divers back on the boat after your experiment.

TOM

 

[ShanChan]

Not to hijack the thread, but I have been wondering:

Air is compressed at depth. Does that mean a fart is compressed at depth? So, for example, you let one loose at depth - it must be huge to overcome the pressure, right? And if you are wearing a heavy wetsuit or a drysuit, would that affect boyancy as you ascend?

 

[Wilson]

I guess I am having taco bell tonight.

Thanks for 'firing off a warning shot'

 

[Jamie_r]

still havent found out what a war hammer is...

 

[dlndavid]

you don't want to know

 

[Jamie_r]

pleaseee