Hey Warhammer...

[Mario S Caner]

LOL, I hereby formally nominate Pete to be inducted into the ranks of the [red]{S7}[/red] Do I hear a second?

 

[jbd]

and second the motion!!

Sorry Warhammer you're not off the hook unless we can get verification by at least a "jury" of 12 witnesses.

Even if it was NetDoc in the picture, he would have had to learn the technique from the master--you know the guy--Warhammer; the Mississippi maven of mud hole diving.

 

[Ontario Diver]

Mario - Don't ask for a vote...He's in Florida It'll take forever!!

So will you change the name to Super-8 (as in film or motel?)

 

[Iguana Don]

Sorry guys,

For that piece of history you will just have to search the archives. And no, no it will not be the S8, membership is strictly limited to only the 7 most demented minds in scubadom. You'd be suprised who all is a member!

ID......proud member and #1 of the S7

 

[Mario S Caner]

The [red]{S7}[/red] is a truley elite group of individuals. Truely sick, truely without a hope. Membership comes via a secret meeting. The indoctrination process is painful. You must also make your mark... pass a test if you may. Many lose their lunches trying, the elite prevail. We'll see if others are worthy to have the [red]{S7}[/red] mark by their name. Our numbers may exceed 7 members someday, but the name will always remain!

 

[The Chairman]

Here you guys nominate me, put me up to a vote... then leave he hanging??? I gots to know if I am sick enough...

:tease:

 

[Iguana Don]

of the S7, noted and has been put on the dockit for a vote. We will let you know the outcome.

We have to take into account your past sickness and current state of morbidity.

Don't call us, we'll call you!

ID

 

[Iguana Don]

Answer these questions with either a Yes or No only!

1) Do you find the WHM amusing? Y or N
2) Would you wear a gold lame wetsuit in public? Y or N
3) Do you find the thought of wearing somebody elses thong underwear exciting? Y of N
4) Would you share your make-up with any of the other members? Y or N
5) Do you go to family renunions to meet women? Y or N
6) Do any of the posts in the "Redneck Divers" apply to you?
7) If necessary could you demonstrate the WHM to the Newbies? Y or N

Thank You for your time

 

[The Chairman]

Yes OR no??? Not hardly... let’s see now... You musta meant WITHOUT using a yes or no... That's much better...

1) Do you find the WHM amusing? Y or N

Indubitably

2) Would you wear a gold lame wetsuit in public? Y or N

Only with Pink Flamingoes (its a Florida thing)

3) Do you find the thought of wearing somebody elses thong underwear exciting? Y of N

Male or Female? Soiled or fresh? European or African? Please be specific...

4) Would you share your make-up with any of the other members? Y or N

Make Up??? I was born this way!!!

5) Do you go to family renunions to meet women? Y or N

Well, it ain't for the men, Chester... :tease:

6) Do any of the posts in the "Redneck Divers" apply to you?

All but the ones about them thar Canucks!

7) If necessary could you demonstrate the WHM to the Newbies? Y or N

Two words... Demonstration Quality...


Thank You for your time

Thanks not neccesary, bill for consultation will follow...

:tease:

 

[Iguana Don]

You are in my firend!

You have demonstrated the necessary "skills" and sense of morbidity, not to mention just plain demented to assure youself a place in the "anals" of Scuba Source History.

Let me be the first to congradulate you on your new stature in life.

Now everybody, bend over and SALUTE!

ID