Originally posted by King_Neptune
Mr.Bubbles,
In this case, take a deep breath, remain calm and remember there is a Operators manual for just about everything.
Turning to that section of the manual I will paraphrase for you the strict instructions.
1) Thank the person kindly
2) Calmly, as to not draw too much attention, walk up to the nearest register.
3) In a relaxed yet determinded manner, speak clearly
4) Tell the cashier you are read and need some assistance.
5) Then, realizing you are doing a GOOD THING, ask for $2000 worth, in whatever size they offer them in, a GIFT CERTIFICATE...
6) Take said cert to nearest local Postal Service location and have friendly (or not) representative assist you in filling out a certified next day express envelope and place said cert in such container and address it to the "K. Neptunes Rebreather Fund"
7) Insure said package for fullest amount and assure its departure.
8) Immediately feel good about the transpired duty and depart postal location
9) Arive home knowing the generous deed will be well applied
10) [red]REPEAT AS NESSASSARY[/red]!
No, Really! I am reading it straight from the manual!
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