Question:
In "Bowling related deaths", do heart attacks, etc. at an alley count towords this number? If so, why?
Do they count a SCUBA related when they occur under water? If so, why?
They are "heart attack" related deaths, not "fill in your sport of choice" related deaths IMO...
OK, well MAYBE a panic attack 60 feet down the alley could trigger a cardiac event but how does that relate to diving?
I'm trying to picture how to kill yourself with a bowling ball some way other than simply picking it up and then grabbing your chest and collapsing. Other than some VERY unlikely but humorous scenarios I've dreamed up, I just don't see it.
Maybe a guy fixing the pin setting machine could get killed accidentaly but I just don't see other equipment related deaths coming from bowling.
It just seems like a 'far side' comic concept. "Whoops, the ball washing Machine got another one... Dang! I hate when that happens."
Hmm, can't let you have the lane untill you get a hydro done. Your ball's out of date.
Maybe complications from a popped blister infected by "sharing the ball" with other users.
Sure, they disinfect the shoes but... Ever see anyone cleaning the gunk out of the finger holes on those "alley" balls.
Comparing bowling to diving is not comparing apples to oranges. It's like comparing two very dissimilar activities.
OK,OK, it's like comparing Russian caviar to, oh, say Nascar racing! - Sorry, just finished reading another current thread...
See, the above sorts of thoughts tend to occur when lack of sleep due to the purchase of a new video game is a major contributing factor...
Don't let your kids stay up too late playing video games... Even if they are 35. What WERE you thinking Mom, letting me stay up like that last night?