Don't tell Ms. Dive-aholic though, she's a nice person and she'd be sad that you're two-timing. She might get so distraught that she accidentally on purpose puts ex-lax instead of chocolate chips in those cookies she's making for you.
The hacks are a lot of fun! It's my first 4/1 on SB. Thanks for giving me some chuckles.
I was disappointed to not find anything interesting in the classifieds, though. No 6-finger gloves, etc. Now, according to the basic scuba discussions, I went diving with some guy and pooed in my wetsuit, so I'll have to go clean up now.
I'm diving in an hour. Hopefully the stench will leave my suit in time... if not oh well. I borrowed it from dive-aholic.