My Booty stinks.

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Scubakevdm

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No matter what I do, my left booty stinks. I wash my booty, after every dive. I wash it then I shake it. I shake my booty up and down the dock. The people there are offended by my booty. When the see me shake it they look away and whisper. There's something wrong with me.
 
Very funny.

Try those handi-wipes. Have you wiped your Booty?
Shake it all ya want, just don't let your buddy hold your booty.
 
Scubakevdm:
my booty stinks.

If you bend down low and shake that stinky booty to and fro, and still can't get no relief,
then you got a case of Class 5 funk goin' on. Time for drastic measures!

Buy a new pair of booties! And this time, be careful what you step in!
 
OK, here is what you need to do.............put some Listerine in that booty. Seriously, this will kill any bacteria that may be causing the odor problem.

Hope ya smell like a rose.
SWT
 
I tend to agree......putting anything in your Booty can be a bad idea.
Quite frankly, I amazed you got your left foot in there.
 
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