Sick, dude!Scubakevdm:Hello. My name is ScubakevDM. I know how you must feel, my booty stinks too. Someone told me once to pour listerine into my booty and shake it all around, so I tried it. I guess it worked okay, except that I didn't squeeze my booty closed tight enough and some minty foam leaked out and got slung all over the bathroom. I might have used too much too, 'cause my booty was never quite the same after it dried. It seemed scratchy and stiff. It really started to chafe. Ow-ee!