"The Perfect Dive"

[Pelagicsal]

I finally remember to check my air, and find that my tank is empty. I take another breath, perplexed, soon realizing that I have, at last, grown gills. I shuck my tank and cruise down the wall with my entourage of Goliath groupers...

 

[rollerboi]

Forget gills, my gorgeous dive assistant Jessica (or George, for the ladies) swims up alongside of me, ready to administer some buddy breathing. As she takes a breath and leans in, I realize she was trained incorrectly and that what she's about to do has a significant carbon dioxide risk, but.. I'm not about to correct this mistake.

 

[lord.harshil]

I climb out of the water & my car has magically transformed into a lambo with JB in the front seat.