Where are you putting your safety sausage when wearing your bpw?

[Still Kicking]

I found a sausage won’t stay in the pouch, too small and slippery. But, a Halcyon SMB will stay in there.

Reminds me of a student who approached me quietly after a class and said, "The instructor told us to carry a sausage in our pocket in case we surface can't get back to the boat. I don't really like sausage and I think a salty snack would be the worst thing to eat if you're drifting in the ocean."

 

[Wibble]

Reminds me of a student who approached me quietly after a class and said, "The instructor told us to carry a sausage in our pocket in case we surface can't get back to the boat. I don't really like sausage and I think a salty snack would be the worst thing to eat if you're drifting in the ocean."

What about the vegan Tesla drivers?

(How do you know they're a vegan..
How do you know they drive a Tesla...

They'll tell you)

 

[Alex Ouroboros]

Primary CO2 self-inflating blob and 100m Kent Tooling reel. Clipped on hip D-ring (actually on the rebreather).

Size matters for an SMB. Pointless having one if it can't be seen especially if the weather's blowing up some waves. 2m/6ft minimum.
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Nothing quite says UK wreck diver more than this picture,,, I wager you have either a pathfinder or one of johns wreck reels for lining out too.