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When..... You tell your family they better learn how to dive, if they want to see you on the weekends.
You know you're a diver when....
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victorzamora
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When you jump in water to go swimming and inhale because you forget you don't have a reg in (True story).
When you switch your meals out to Taco Bell so you can save more money for dive gear (True story, I eat there 3 days a week).
When you and your wife use dive signals at the surface (We thumb-it when a location gets boring and we want to leave. We use that pat-head for long-distance "ok").
When your coworker gives you a thumbs-up and you immediately feel anxious because you don't know what's wrong. (Sadly, true story about 3x per week).
When you start clipping off everything you own because it's a force of habit (Also true, cave diving had me clipping off a loop with christmas ornaments on it while on a ladder).
When you switch your meals out to Taco Bell so you can save more money for dive gear (True story, I eat there 3 days a week).
When you and your wife use dive signals at the surface (We thumb-it when a location gets boring and we want to leave. We use that pat-head for long-distance "ok").
When your coworker gives you a thumbs-up and you immediately feel anxious because you don't know what's wrong. (Sadly, true story about 3x per week).
When you start clipping off everything you own because it's a force of habit (Also true, cave diving had me clipping off a loop with christmas ornaments on it while on a ladder).
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When you're viewing temples in SE Asia and thinking "I wish this was all flooded- would make a great dive site".
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... in your neck of the woods that wouldn't take much ... I think the highest point in the Maldives is the speed bump at the airport ...
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nolatom
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You approach your front steps and inhale deeply to float over them instead of climbing...
You know you are a diver if
the arrival of your "dive t-shirt of the month" highlights non dive trip months
Your 3 mil full wetsuit doubles as long underwear in the winter
DivemasterDennis
the arrival of your "dive t-shirt of the month" highlights non dive trip months
Your 3 mil full wetsuit doubles as long underwear in the winter
DivemasterDennis
TBH I wouldn't mind if Male was flooded... but for different reasons- I'm not a fan. Noisy, polluted and expensive- much like a 'normal' city but without alcohol and its subsequent hijinks. But I'm kinda stuck here for the next 10 days or so. Then I'm out with a new job in Indonesia in the new year.
...when you get home from work, there is a package from a dive shop on your doorstep, and you can't remember what you ordered.
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