You know you're a diver when....

[Wingy]

When you carry lipstick, perfume, dive computer and sea gold in your handbag at all times....you never know.

 

[Simon-]

When your local dive shop has you on speed dial to tell you your order has arrived, and they have your credit card number memorised to save time

 

[FinnMom]

When someone needs a flashlight outside at your house, you've got one that wakes people up 3 blocks away.

 

[mmcdanie]

When you have an old steel 72 re galvanized, not because in needs it, just because it will look better.

 

[fjpatrum]

you pay for high speed internet so you can read scubaboard faster.

 

[KeithG]

Your "next vacation" question is "Bonaire or Belize?"

 

[Vegan Shark]

When someone asks you your favorite scent, and you reply "Neoprene."

Love walking into a dive shop and the smell of neoprene hits you. It's even better than stepping into a flower shop

 

[diverkun]

When your wife wants to buy something or go somewhere non-diving related and you calculate the equivalent cost in dives.

My wife always says 'do you know how many dives that is' - great minds think alike

 

[Keith.M]

My wife always says 'do you know how many dives that is' - great minds think alike

Way to go! Lucky man...