Hi my name is RavenC.
I propose that all sock puppet masters/diver imposter extraordinaires please step forward and make your identity known.
(She is shoved out to the way by a perking blonde.)
Excuse me please but I am RavenC. Dont believe anything she says. She is a bad diver, shes dangerous, a bad person - just plain bad.
(The real RavenC hits her up the side of the head with a swift back hand and RavenC-X trips over her fins and falls to the ground.)
Sorry for the interruption people. As I was saying (RavenC-X gets up and with her prissy hip stuck out says, heres my log book this will prove I am who I say I am. And, I didnt slash that mask strap on the last dive. And, I didnt blow everyones o-rings. And I didnt knock my AL 80 off the dock into the water. I really am a good diver and I am not dangerous.)
(With one Hiiiii-yah, RavenC does the Karate Kid Crane move and there is no more RavenC-X)
Will the real RavenC please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
Back to your regularly scheduled program.
Profile picture for RavenC-X:
I propose that all sock puppet masters/diver imposter extraordinaires please step forward and make your identity known.
(She is shoved out to the way by a perking blonde.)
Excuse me please but I am RavenC. Dont believe anything she says. She is a bad diver, shes dangerous, a bad person - just plain bad.
(The real RavenC hits her up the side of the head with a swift back hand and RavenC-X trips over her fins and falls to the ground.)
Sorry for the interruption people. As I was saying (RavenC-X gets up and with her prissy hip stuck out says, heres my log book this will prove I am who I say I am. And, I didnt slash that mask strap on the last dive. And, I didnt blow everyones o-rings. And I didnt knock my AL 80 off the dock into the water. I really am a good diver and I am not dangerous.)
(With one Hiiiii-yah, RavenC does the Karate Kid Crane move and there is no more RavenC-X)
Will the real RavenC please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
Back to your regularly scheduled program.
Profile picture for RavenC-X: