worlds shortest joke

[ibj40]

In the Matter of M. Mouse v. M. Mouse; to wit: Petition for Divorce

“But Your Honor, I didn’t say she was crazy; what I said was that she was f**king Goofy!”

 

[shakeybrainsurgeon]

He IS short, isn't he?

 

[sightpress]

hehe funny

 

[crowleyW]

2 ladys was riding with a tandem bike and one in the behind drove to to ditch.

 

[pelagic_by_nature]

I thought, Why does that frisbee look like it's getting bigger?" and then it hit me.

 

[mike_s]

What's the difference in "Beer Nuts" and "Deer Nuts" ?


Beer nuts run about $1.25
Deer nuts are "under a buck".

 

[diverdoug1]

A penguin is driving his car through town on a hot summer day, and his air conditioning dies. He pulls into the auto shop and asks the mechanic to take a look at his car. While he is waiting, the penguin decides to go for lunch. When the penguin gets back to the garage, the mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replys "Naw, I just spilled some vanilla ice cream on my chest!"

If that one is too long, here is a short one......Obama!

 

[mike_s]

A penguin is driving his car through town on a hot summer day, and his air conditioning dies. He pulls into the auto shop and asks the mechanic to take a look at his car. While he is waiting, the penguin decides to go for lunch. When the penguin gets back to the garage, the mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replys "Naw, I just spilled some vanilla ice cream on my chest!"

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[SailNaked]

two young Nigerian ice divers are peeing off a bridge one day and one says to the other "The water sure is cold today" and the other says "and deep too"

 

[pelagic_by_nature]

two young Nigerian ice divers are peeing off a bridge one day and one says to the other "The water sure is cold today" and the other says "and deep too"

I was there too. I said, "sandy bottom"