worlds shortest joke

[Scuba Do]

along similar lines..

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.....

Hmmm. I think that is shorter than the OP.

 

[Mopar]

 

[dmoore19]

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? .................... Damm

 

[shark_tamer]

THE oldest and shortest joke ....

Take my wife .... please !!

 

[AlbertaDan]

Shortest fairy tale


Once upon a time a man fell in love and asks the woman to marry him. She says no so the man boats and dives and fishes and lived happily ever after. The End

 

[Scuba Do]

Shortest fairy tale


Once upon a time a man fell in love and asks the woman to marry him. She says no so the man boats and dives and fishes and lived happily ever after. The End

NOW you tell me!

 

[Atomic_Diver]

Microsoft Works!...

 

[njedrn]

As told to me by a man being dragged by his wife at a bar...
" You know why men die before women right? .............Because they choose to"

LOL

 

[Atomic_Diver]

Global Warming!

 

[ibj40]

"Married men live longer."

Nope, it just seems that way!