worlds shortest joke

[scubadog76]

A man walks into his phyciatrists office wearing nothing but a pair of underwear made of saran-wrap. The dr. takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts". ---- Thanks, your too kind, I'll be in town all week. -SCUBADOG76

 

[gmbaker]

along similar lines..

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.....

scubadog76 once bubbled...
A man walks into his phyciatrists office wearing nothing but a pair of underwear made of saran-wrap. The dr. takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts". ---- Thanks, your too kind, I'll be in town all week. -SCUBADOG76

 

[ghosty_old]

Good one.

HEHEHEH

 

[JeffG]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants...

The Bartender states "Mr Pirate you seem to have a steering wheel stuck in your pants"

(Now in your best pirates voice)

"Arrr Its drivin Me Nuts"

 

[o2 clean]

For some reason those had me laughing a bit. Ahh, must be a very slow day! :lol:

 

[detroit diver]

JeffG once bubbled...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants...

The Bartender states "Mr Pirate you seem to have a steering wheel stuck in your pants"

(Now in your best pirates voice)

"Arrr Its drivin Me Nuts"

That was great!

 

[Former FLL Now MSP Diver]

A man sees a guy walking down the street stark naked with a peanut balanced on his member.

He says to the guy "What's wrong with you, are you crazy?"

"No" the guy replies, "I'm just effing nuts."

Rimshot.

Marc

 

[MissAmberDiva]

CUTE!

 

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[nategasser]

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"