worlds shortest joke
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Short joke about fleas -
Adam had 'em.
Adam had 'em.
Man walks into the house carrying a duck under his arm.
Man says, "this is the pig I told you about."
Woman says, "that's a duck."
Man says, "I was talking to the duck."
Man says, "this is the pig I told you about."
Woman says, "that's a duck."
Man says, "I was talking to the duck."
EGad
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A guy tells his friend that he has five penises. His friend replies, "That's amazing, how do your pants fit?"
"Like a glove..."
"Like a glove..."
KY_BOB
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It's not the shortest but it's my favorite scuba joke:
Irish SCUBA Divers
So Paddy and Mick were thinking about taking SCUBA lessons, and Paddy had a question.
"So Mick, why is it that them SCUBA divers always fall backwards out of the boat?"
"Jaysus Paddy, ye thick sod, sure if they fell forwards they would still be in the fooking boat!"
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Irish SCUBA Divers
So Paddy and Mick were thinking about taking SCUBA lessons, and Paddy had a question.
"So Mick, why is it that them SCUBA divers always fall backwards out of the boat?"
"Jaysus Paddy, ye thick sod, sure if they fell forwards they would still be in the fooking boat!"
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