Vortoberfest VI - 2010

[mrmccoy]

Denise: I know it never ends but I'm just telling myself that

Lives4sharks: I don't see that happening but Morrison would be better. Invite all the locals and have a real party!

 

[The Kraken]

MrMccoy,

All you need to survive are two phrases . . .

"Yes, Dear . . ."
"You're right, Dear . . ."

And remember, wives NEVER forget even the slightest of transgressions!!! NEVER

the K

 

[The Chairman]

And remember, wives NEVER forget even the slightest of transgressions!!! NEVER

Dude... you're telling him all the secrets!

Spoiler

News Flash: They don't forget even after they stop being your wife.

 

[chris_b]

MrMccoy,And remember, wives NEVER forget even the slightest of transgressions!!! NEVER

the K

I swear she must have a notebook or something where she writes all of them down, then trots them back out to fuel whatever argument has arisen...

 

[Dive-aholic]

She is certified but hasn't been in the water in almost a year........long story but we figured out she is a warm clear water diver when she decides to dive agian.

Easily fixed...

Buy her a dry suit and she can be a warm diver in clear water...

 

[mrmccoy]

Easily fixed...

Buy her a dry suit and she can be a warm diver in clear water...

She has mentioned she thinks she is ready to get in a pool so I hope she will be ready to do some shallow dives before it gets cold.

 

[jhayes75]

She has mentioned she thinks she is ready to get in a pool so I hope she will be ready to do some shallow dives before it gets cold.

You have about 3 months of warm water in the Gulf left.

 

[denisegg]

You have about 3 months of warm water in the Gulf left.

I plan to take advantage of that very soon.

 

[Rick Murchison]

MrMccoy,

All you need to survive are two phrases . . .

"Yes, Dear . . ."
"You're right, Dear . . ."

And remember, wives NEVER forget even the slightest of transgressions!!! NEVER

the K

Ricky's Rules for a Merry Marriage...
1. Always tell her she's beautiful... Especially when she isn't.
2. Remember that if Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy; what's hers is hers and what's yours is hers.
3. When in an argument with your wife, should you discover you're right, apologize immediately.
4. Rub her feet.
5. Tell her she is lovely at least once every morning.
6. Tell her she is lovely at least once every evening.
7. Remember that flowers are never out of order.
8. A woman needs to know she is loved: be loving.
9. A man needs to be respected: be respectable.
10. Never side with one of your children against your wife in front of the child.

Rick

 

[denisegg]

I now have a room booked for Vortoberfest!! Let the games begin!!