what are the official scuba ranks?

[Storker]

does it really make you a better ie superior diver to be able to suffer in cold water, what if I really do not like to be cold and I am fortunate enough to never have to dive in cold water if I don't want to. how is it superior to dive in a dry suit, just cause you cant get your feet above your head, is that restriction superior to bathing suit diving?

I call dibs on "Head down with air in feet and freakin' cold fingers to top it all".

Since it's a pretty long title, I'm clearly superior to most of you lowly WS divers. Or inferior, if we go for DivemasterDennis' rankings. Darn, this is getting confusing...

 

[Aquaviolator]

Just put everybody in different colored wetsuits, this way every dive boat will look like a bag of skittles!

 

[Hickdive]

You definitely don't want the middle one:

 

[Nemrod]

Seriously, is this a joke?

Of course it is:

Nemrod

 

[TMHeimer]

Flounder.
shark bait.
scuba bob.
mouth breather.
advanced super stud.
OMGod Dive master specialist.
you cant touch this, you may kiss my flippers.
I have done it all, been their, and done it, I am bored with you.
Top, super, studmuffin, master, blaster, underwater god of the seas.

PADI MASTER SCUBA DIVER

 

[XS-NRG]

great concept, but its backwards. The highest rank should be the shortest. I propose "fish." the lowest rank should be "watch that guy closely he doesn't know what he's doing." somewhere in between fall the ranks of
"plays well with others under supervision" and "i think i see gills." of course every dm would like the descriptive rank to be sewn on to every diver's wetsuit (or dry suit), or tattooed on their forehead.
Divemasterdennis

lol!!!

 

[Capnhook]

Yes, but I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

---------- Post added December 28th, 2013 at 04:43 PM ----------
Nobody ever EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition! LMAO!

 

[cmdiver22]

I would like to nominate myself as "ouch! I think I just ascended into the bottom of the Monterey dive boat in 0 visibility", or "oops! wrong boat. I'll just surface swim that way towards that one over there...or the shore, whichever has less kelp."

 

[Subcooled]

With high rank cometh pain and suffering...

Hence, the top of the rank diver is the...

sewer diver

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The higher ranks shall also include the dork diver (who could possibly tolerate so much ridiculing?)

 

[VicScubaVentures]

"With great power comes great responsibility...."

Why would I want anyone to think I'm more perfect that I already know I am?

C.