5 signs your buddy is a newby

[RV]

He pees in his wetsuit BEFORE he gets in the water?

ROFLMAO

 

[jonix]

Get's in without his weight belt and wonders why he cant sink.

He spends the majority of the dive scraping the bottom with his belly... (bad bouyancy)

He says "What do i need a snorkel for?"

Brings half the sea floor back with him in his pockets as "memorabilia"

Freaks out when he sees a school of fish....

Comes out with spikey stuff all over him/her (Fish egg spines etc....)they just cant keep their hands to themselves...

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[dive-class101]

He/She trips over his/her own fins while doing a GS.

Not funny!!! Dude.... I did this not long ago the surge hit the boat as i stepped off and i did an impressive giant fall entry.
(I've been diving for 3 years and It's the first time it's happened)

I also got run over by the boat on the same day.....

 

[dive-class101]

In case anyone is wondering how i got run over by the boat... i was feeling off colour so ended my dive and started swimming back to the boat.... the skipper saw that i was out of energy and bought the boat back to me but i didn't hear it....:blinking: I looked up to see where i was going and saw the propeller about 2 metres away from my head... :1poke: The stern of the tinny we were diving off cracked me on the shoulder and I had to be assisted on to the boat..
Yeah felt like an idiot after that...
Not to mention that the boat was still running and the water tasted like petrol....

 

[prittykitty]

hehehehe... nice


he/she points at your wrist computer and says "that's a big watch!"

QUOTE]

:lol: This happened to my buddy once!

 

[ScubaCatgirl]

They see a nurse shark & bolt for the top