Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

Granted, it becomes such a catch name that they open chains nation wide, and it turns out that Sand is a majority owner in the company and she makes millions

I wish Sand would share some her wealth with her poor diving buddies.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But the only way that you can make "crap" Haaa..is by the pile, and it only pays .08 cents per..

I wish the name of our company was wsteins poop-and-stuff

 

[wstein]

Granted, but Sand is sued for trade mark infringement by vsteins poop-n-stuff, she looses her millions

I wish Sand had check the trademark registery before she named her company.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,… lessons learned she re-opens a new business called
"Sir Lot-a- Poop" and her lost million are found .wstein inherits her "mis"-fortune


I wish we would stop talking about poop and stuff....

 

[wstein]

granted, we instead talk about stuff'n'poop

I wish I could get my mind out of the gutter.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. it is now in the ditch....oh not that again

I wish we were, Panama City, not under a fire banned. No 4th of July for us...

 

[offroaddiver]

Now there's a forest fire started by the thunderstorm that would of canceled fireworks anyways.

I wish that laptops were cheaper...

 

[wstein]

granted they are cheaper but bigger and heavier and hot

I wish my mind wasn't in the ditch again.

 

[venturediver]

Granted: Instead its in a glass jar and you are a gross anatomy experiment at a 3rd world medical school.

I wish I owned the worlds most profitable dive industry (Aggressor Fleet Maybe)

 

[lil sis]

Granted but you don't know how to dive(really can't think from my head injury!)
I wish I wasn't so stressed out all the time