Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but since she is still a minor, she only makes minimum wage and it is going to take her forever, so the debts go back to you.

I wish it was happy hour.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... but you have to buy all my rounds!!!!!!!

I wish wstein would hurry up...I'm gettin' thirsty!!

 

[wstein]

granted I quickly arrive at the bar, only to find out they don't take AMEX

I wish the bar took AMEX, cuz I am thirsty also.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... They change their minds and We get too loopy and are too hung over the next day

I wish wstein and myself were not so hung over!

 

[wstein]

Granted, we aren't hungover, instead we have a bad case food poisoning from all the nachos we had the night before.

I wish alka seltzer or pepto bismal took care of food poisoning.

 

[freediver]

Granted, we aren't hungover, instead we have a bad case food poisoning from all the nachos we had the night before.

I wish alka seltzer or pepto bismal took care of food poisoning.

Granted but the combination of the two leads to such a bad reaction that you start crapping out horrific lawn furniture.

I wish you guys and girls would read this post and accept it for what it is.

 

[wstein]

granted, we accept it for being a chance to corrupt any reasonable wishes that freediver and scubamike makes.

I wish freediver and scubamike would accept that their wishes will always be corrupted by the rest of us.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,...But they, freediver and scubamike, wishes get double, No , triple corrupted...

I wish my wishes would never get corrupted!!!!!!!

 

[freediver]

Granted,...But they, freediver and scubamike, wishes get double, No , triple corrupted...

I wish my wishes would never get corrupted!!!!!!!

Granted they are simply misplaced by our newly named Corrupt A Wish account representative....wstein.

I wish I didn't have to go through these stupid telephone prompts to ask the account rep some questions.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted they are simply misplaced by our newly named Corrupt A Wish account representative....wstein.

I wish I didn't have to go through these stupid telephone prompts to ask the account rep some questions.

Granted,… You have to drive there and it is about a 3-hour drive. Then you get to sit and wait in a cold dark room.

I wish It was 3:30 central time