Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bad Karma]

granted... but you already forgot!

i wish yugos were like Ferraris!!

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, they are both red

I wish I had a rocket launcher

 

[BoomhowerSpeaks]

Granted, but you have no rockets

I wish a jeep.

 

[dive-class101]

granted but you get it from the wreckers yard in two pieces.

I wish i had a dollar in my hand, in local currency, that i cant drop, loose, and it replaces itself.

 

[Bad Karma]

granted.. but its tattoo

i wish my bank account had unlimited money, and nothing could stop me from using it when ever i want...

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, but there is no B&M, and only one ATM, located next to the Titanic. You may use it as often as you wish!

I wish the Army would quit scheduling everything during my family vacations that I plan over a year in advance! :light:

FD

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, the army only consult you when planning. However your family now only plans vactions to NW Oklahoma.

I wish that the diving is good in SE Oklahoma

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted, the army only consult you when planning. However your family now only plans vactions to NW Oklahoma.

I wish that the diving is good in SE Oklahoma

Granted but diving is now banned there!!

I wish i could talk to fishes

 

[WarrenZ]

Granted but when you open your mouth to speak you will drown.

I wish I was off today.

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but you never get another day of and the weather is too poor to go diving

I wish i could control the weather