Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted .... but your voice sounds like charlie browns teacher

I wish I could go home right ....................................................................... NOW!

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, but when you get home you find out that all the locks have been changed.

I wish it's not raining when sand gets home and has to stand outside all night.

 

[Hockeynut]

Granted, but the temp drops to 25 below zero.

I wish jupitermermaid would give me a bubble bath schedule.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it conflict with your self pleasure moments....

I wish HockeyNut doesn't feel guility....

 

[Hockeynut]

Granted, he doesn't, EVER!

I wish Ohm will find a new hobby after the concert is over and the thread dies.

 

[augk]

granted ohm develops his own home version of an ems device to build abs of steel but accidentally spills his beer on the device and burns off all of his body hair.

I hope ohms house airs out on time for the holidays.

 

[Hockeynut]

Granted, but the holidays bring out the worst in ohm.

I wish augk wouldn't have planted that mental image! :yuck:

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, it's now a visual image since ohm has come to live with you.

I wish ohm and HN could just get along.

 

[Hockeynut]

Granted, and HN and ohm open a mega dive shop in jupiter florida and put all other dive shops within 100 miles out of business.

I wish jupitermermaid would shop at our new store.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, she needs a new O-ring, but not worth $20 H&O Dive Shop is asking, so she opens her own shop.

I wish I had time to dive now that my new dive shop is constantly crowed with customers.