Corrupt-a-Wish

[Pelagicsal]

You find one. It's pink and peed in.

I wish I were headed to the coast instead of the mountains.

 

[Yazrick]

Granted, but your heading to Skeleton Coast, where no Diving is allowed...

I wish I were instructing the play bunnies

 

[ScubaMike05]

wish granted, but they are the dread were bunnies from Monty Python.

i wish it were friday

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but you work weekends....

I wish Wstein would get some work release soon..

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he gets to babysit ohmdiver.

i wish wstein would at least heat up ohmdiver's bottle.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, because Ohm likes his rum warm

I wish there was more rum

 

[ScubaMike05]

wish granted, but ohmdiver is not 21 yet.

i wish i had some coke to enjoy this rum with

 

[Pelagicsal]

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early so I could enjoy some of this rum you boys have.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted you just start drinking sooner....

I wish Pelagicsal's co-workers don't mind

 

[Pelagicsal]

I wish I could grant it. The co-workers might not mind, but I know some 1st graders who would!

I wish we'd started drinking earlier! I have pineapple and juice!

And I wish I could remember where your avatar is from! He's so familiar!