Corrupt-a-Wish

[Supernal]

i wish Speed would just spill his guts to Polly about his age

Granted, but now you have to tell everyone yours!

I wish I didn't wish for anything.

 

[almitywife]

granted - but now you live in hope of being allowed to wish

i wish i didnt have these few grey hairs
(im turning 38 this year and cant wait for 40 btw! - its JUST a number)

 

[FreeFloat]

Granted. Now your entire head is gray.

I wish I were a dolphin.

 

[jland800]

Granted....your stuck in a pool at "Sea World"


I wish I could travel the world

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, I hope you enjoy the trip with your ex-significant other and their family.

I wish someone would buy my old dive gear so I could get new stuff.

 

[jland800]

Granted, selling price was $10. Start shopping!!

I wish I lived somewhere warm.

 

[Giggi]

Granted. Welcome to hell!

I wish I could speak Chinese.

 

[jland800]

Granted....the only language you know is chinese....no one else on earth remembers it.


I wish I my house was paid off.

 

[Ironcat]

Granted... but you're the wicked witch in Wizard of Oz and it falls on you.

I wish I could afford to dive whenever I wanted.

 

[jland800]

Granted...but you lose the desire to do so.


I wish I could I got paid to dive