Corrupt-a-Wish

[The_Ghost]

granted but you realize all your favorite diving is done at night.

wish someone would bring me some food.

 

[nikos81]

Granted it's the jail guard.

I wish I could see some snow this year.

 

[Didje]

Granted, you've just been hired as a jail janitor in Siberia. Don't drop the soap. Oh, and enjoy the scenery!

Wish I was diving alongside a real mermaid in the Pacific Ocean.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but her pet is an Oceanic White Tip. Good luck into taking it out for a walk.

I wish there was something to do tonight.

 

[The_Ghost]

you got caught stealing a car for kicks and now your in jail

wish I had a horse and it was amazing.

 

[laguna230diver]

but it tastes NOTHING like raisins

i wish that the next person replies with anything but "I'm a very sad, pathetic individual because I'm reading this forum still".

 

[The_Ghost]

I'm a very sad, pathetic individual because I'm reading this forum still tho I think I am awsome and could use some candy


wish the next person to post would do a barrel roll

 

[nikos81]

Granted, I did a barrell roll by airplane.
( Of course you can not prove I didn't)

I wish the next person would post something really clever

 

[SeaHorse81]

"Something really clever."

I wish somebody would buy me a winning lottery ticket.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, but you won the lottery in Namimbia. not much of an amount of money...

I wish I could travel in space