Corrupt-a-Wish

[Anthony Appleyard]

And you can understand them talking among themselves about the amount of bones they have buried in other people's flower beds, and suchlike, and you realize that they are not as well-behaved as you thought. You go for a dive, and wish that (in British waters) the underwater visibiity was better.

 

[Itsacon]

Visibility is now perfect, but your mask keeps fogging up all the time.

I wish there were more dive-stores where you could try all the different gear on in a pool before buying.

 

[Diver Dan 28]

Granted however all the gear is a flamboyant purple and it takes 6 months to special order black.

I wish I lived closer to the ocean.

 

[RandomGuy1]

Done, You are no on a deserted island with no survival gear.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

 

[WarrenZ]

Granted however you are now also on the before mentioned deserted island and have to eat each other to survive.

I wish I make the jump to Tec diver.

 

[Diver Dan 28]

Granted you are now a tec diver, however the only place to dive is the bathtub.

I wish I were off the cannibal island.

 

[WarrenZ]

Granted now you are adrift with sharks circling.

I wish for something new.

 

[Diver Dan 28]

This isn't to fun if only 2 people are playing. Maybe we should start a new thread?

 

[Adam Grose]

Granted, but your new thread is overrun with spammers.

 

[Knight_of_Avalon]

I wish for something new.

Granted. Its a nine-headed (fire breathing) hydra with a jet pack. In your living room. And its hungry

I wish for someone to go ice skating with.