Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, you give in to the temptation, and it immediately goes away.

I wish ScubaMike knew that solid-gold weights were denser than lead and now wasn't descending rapidly into the blue abyss....

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, the abyss is now so dark it is no longer blue.

I wish we could understand ScubaMike's last words.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they are "mmmmffm mffmglbrt..."

I wish ScubaMike could somehow get out of this alive!

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, the Organizational Haven of Deep Abyss Divers (better known as Oh, DAD) from the Congo, who speak without consonents, recognize ScubaMike's claim to be DAD incarnate and please rescue him from the abyss, and they do! *whew* ...but now, ScubaMike (DAD incarnate, better known as DADI) has to live with the Congolese divers, naked and covered with paint and feathers.

I wish ScubaMike had lost some weight before diving.

 

[offroaddiver]

granted but you become addicted to key lime pie gaining 30lbs and not able to walk 1 mile without stopping for breath.

I wish i could find someone to take $500 worth of tank rentals off my hands... (see post 1946)

 

[wstein]

granted, someone dark and mysterious offers to take the tanks off your hands.

I wish offroader didn't sell those tanks to that dark and mysterious person

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, he gave them to me instead.

I wish they were already O2 cleaned.

 

[wstein]

they are 02 cleaned, but when you try getting them nitrox filled they blow up when they add O2

I wish 02 wasn't so different from O2

 

[Cave Diver]

Granted, they are now the exact same thing and the tanks are just fine.

I wish Stein wasn't so jealous of my new O2 clean tanks.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, Stein is now jealous of your new NO2 clean tanks, which you refill with air after they are only 3/4 empty...

I wish the narcosis that ensues isn't fatal.