Corrupt-a-Wish

[LI Diver]

Granted but someone just drove off in your truck. I wish someone else would run my business so I could dive more.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but someone stole al your gear while you went inside for a potty break.

I wish Scubapolly lived in a safer neighborhood

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted but someone just drove off in your truck. I wish someone else would run my business so I could dive more.

Granted, they run it right into bankruptcy court.

I wish my timing on posts was better.

 

[LI Diver]

granted but your witty reparte' departe with my gear!

 

[Taniwha]

granted but your witty reparte' departe with my gear!

I wish es601 had made a wish.

 

[LI Diver]

Granted, but it's really lame and Taniwha probably still can't figure out a way to corrupt it.
I wish I could follow instructions better

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you are now obsessive compulsive, and follow directions perfectly. Unfortunately you do everything 17 times in a row before you're done.

I wish es601 wasn't a sewer inspector...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he is your dentist and has to inject you 17 times with novocane and drill your teeth 17 times as well.

i wish i wasn't so tired after diving today.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, you are tired after being next in es601's dental chair.

I wish I was landing in Maui right now instead of on Thursday.

 

[Bryan]

granted, he is your dentist and has to inject you 17 times with novocane and drill your teeth 17 times as well.

i wish i wasn't so tired after diving today.

You went diving... Luckyyyy...​