Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

yep...hoped in the boerne lake which is 20 minutes away..decent vis. Now saturdays dive at medina lake was incredible...amazing vis!

 

[Bryan]

yep...hoped in the boerne lake which is 20 minutes away..decent vis. Now saturdays dive at medina lake was incredible...amazing vis!

I wish I had a 20 minute drive to a nice diving spot...

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but gasoline is now $500 a gallon.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now I drive a SMART Hybrid which gets a zillion miles per gallon.

I wish I had a SMART submarine...

 

[offroaddiver]

granted now it's smart enough to leave you next to the titanic and beeps....learn to swim.

I wish i knew where my laptopto tv cable went....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you found it in last month's spaghetti, still in the fridge.

I wish this newly living spaghetti monster doesn't hurt offroaddiver as he tries to retrieve his cable...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but he does nibble on him enough to give him plenty of blisters on his paws that sidelines him from diving for the summer.

I wish I knew what kind of sauce this spaghetti monster was in to select the best wine.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he was conceived in marinara sauce, heavy on the sun-dried tomatoes. However, the contents from some other container on the shelf above the month-old spaghetti spilled into the spaghetti, and this resulted in a radioactive pasta monster.

I wish someone would call Spiderman...

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, Spidey shows up and trounces the spaghetti monster!

I wish the spaghetti monster didn't rip my spidey costume....oops

 

[Bryan]

Granted, Spidey shows up and trounces the spaghetti monster!

I wish the spaghetti monster didn't rip my spidey costume....oops

Granted, the spaghetti monster rips something else though, oof!

I wish we could all run away from the flying spaghetti monster's vapors...