Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, but Billy and Bongers are continuously harassed by wstein's two arm clones.

I wish Billy and Bongers could get away from the wstein-clone roadies!

 

[wstein]

They do, and infest your living room, practicing at 3 in the morning

I wish the new billy and boingers album would come out.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But it will be your last album ever...enjoy

I wish that I did not know now what I thought I knew then when it was new

 

[offroaddiver]

granted now you know nothing.

I wish that there were more peope on SB

 

[wstein]

granted, suddenly everyone on the earth logs in and crashes the servers permantely...no more Scuba Board

I wish Offroad hadn't wished everyone log into ScubaBoard

 

[lil sis]

Granted he wished that you would never log in.
I wish I wasn't so cold or extremely hot.

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but you're permanently imprisoned in a bathtub of tepid water.

I wish I could swim better.

 

[offroaddiver]

granted but now you mess up your inner ear and can't dive.

I wish my eye sight was better.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you just had Lasik, but now you have to keep your eyes closed for the next few hours while the flap readheres.

I wish offroaddiver would stop bumping into stuff as he wanders through his house with his eyes closed...

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but he does slip on some spilt milk and twists his ankle.

I wish the walrus wasn't so clumbsy with chugging milk out of the carton. Probably the tusks got in the way