Corrupt-a-Wish

[ohmdiver]

Granted, heli is standing in the lake while listening to Aldo Nova in all his gear including his concert shoes.

I wish the Mafia would get out of concert promotion...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, they get into Scuba equipment.

I wish ohmdiver was paid up when he got is tank filled at the mafia scuba shop.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but the mafia secretary lil_sis lost the paperwork so ohmdiver's tank is filled with helium.

I wish ohmdiver wouldn't bob at the surface like a bouy.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, he dumped his weights and is now starting to rise into the air.

I wish that helicopter would slow down!

 

[Paco]

Granted, but the blades slow down too and too much.

I wish I had read all 231 pages of this thread.

 

[dive-class101]

Granted however it takes you an hour to read each page...

I wish I had a dive gear sponser so i didn't have to buy it myself.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, your new sponsor is the Sanford & Son Junk Shop.

I wish dive-class 101's gear wasn't so rusty and outdated.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted he steels yours and know it is you gear that is rusty and old.
(imagine this being said after inhaling helium)

I wish I was hi on helium

 

[wstein]

granted, you are HI'ed on helium and your voice is permentally squeaky

I wish ohm didn't sound like a pre-adolesent boy

 

[dive-class101]

granted but now he sounds like scooby doo....

I wish I had more friends... lol