Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaBB]

Granted, but he'll be on this forum every day.

I wish I could dive more.

 

[EileneV]

Granted, but cold water only

I wish the global warming would hurry up a little.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it was caused by all of the fossil fuel fields catching fire simultaneously, resulting in CO2 levels not seen since prehistoric times.

I wish Velociraptors weren't so speedy...

 

[Low]

Granted, but then you're stuck in the mud on his trail.


I wish I had more money left at the end of my vacation.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it is because your plane was delayed by snow.

I wish the airport had somewhere comfortable to sleep.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

Granted, but it is so comfortable that you oversleep and miss your flight.

I wish there was somewhere warm enough to scuba dive comfortably nearer to home.

 

[kprovan]

Granted. But it's an indoor pool at a research center for the incontinent.

I wish I could be wealthy living in Tahiti diving anytime I'd like.

 

[Anthony Appleyard]

... I wish I could be wealthy living in Tahiti diving anytime I'd like.

And find that the sharks' fin trade has wiped out the sharks, so letting big groupers grow so big that an Epinephelus lanceolatus could grow big enough to swallow a scuba diver, as there have been occasional tales of.

I wish I lived by the sea.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you live by the sea... in Japan near a nuclear reactor that melted down.

I wish the water wasn't so glow-in-the-dark...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, the water comes from a near by sewage treatment plant..

I wish Bry sticks around for awhile...