Actually, I think that sharks can make a causal relationship between boat shadows and food, but I'm not sold that gunning the boat motors has an effect. I don't think that the shark realizes that the boat is even making the shadow. Sharks are cued in on noise, but that's hereditary. I think I posted a video of a shark homing in on the crinkling plastic bottle earlier in this thread. Are you going to blame Randy et al for that too? How did the shark learn that behavior? It's an evolved response and someone suggested that it mimics the sound of a shark biting a turtle shell.
Next, y'all will be telling me that the shark in Jaws is the norm and that they are capable of waging a vendetta. If that's the case, we're gonna need a bigger boat.
PS, you gotta give me props for the Jesus riding the dinosaur pic. That's just righteous.