Dork Divers Certification Classes Suggest Course Outlines
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Badges?!? We don't need no steenken badges!
Hummm... just a thought... but it might be useful to have a 're-hab' program ("12 Step" ... of course) for all those out there who have fallen from the grace of diving by becoming overly involved in some of those "other organizations"...
It would probably be tougher to take someone who was never properly raised a Dork... or was a natural-born Dork and convert them to Dorkish ways... there is simply too much to unlearn.
We would share our oceans, our bars and our air with another diver in need of water, a drink or a breath... should we not also reach out to those ensnared in the fishing tackle of the "if you don't do it our way... YOU'RE GONNA' DIE" crowd?
... just a though...
It would probably be tougher to take someone who was never properly raised a Dork... or was a natural-born Dork and convert them to Dorkish ways... there is simply too much to unlearn.
We would share our oceans, our bars and our air with another diver in need of water, a drink or a breath... should we not also reach out to those ensnared in the fishing tackle of the "if you don't do it our way... YOU'RE GONNA' DIE" crowd?
... just a though...
... we could designate them "D.I.T.'s" (Dorks In Training)
... we could be "D.O.T.'s" (Dork Official Trainer)
ClayJar:
No badgers??? :shakehead
... how'zbout decals for my tank???
Sure, but we don't need to be all stuffy and call them "decals". They're stickers, aren't they?J.R.:
ClayJar:Sure, but we don't need to be all stuffy and call them "decals". They're stickers, aren't they?
I am stuck on stickers... cuz' stickers is stuck on ME!!!
Awwww I wanted a DDHF Iron On patch to go between my Rescue and Dive master patches.
DORK DIVERS UNIT!
Fight for your right to...............Configure your gear as you want and wear your snorkle...as long as you have taken 5 specialties and of course the -HOW to open a beer using the snorkel specialty....then you are rockin your self to Dork ville...
There should be a liveabord somewhere that will cater to Dork Divers...
Peace
Fight for your right to...............Configure your gear as you want and wear your snorkle...as long as you have taken 5 specialties and of course the -HOW to open a beer using the snorkel specialty....then you are rockin your self to Dork ville...
There should be a liveabord somewhere that will cater to Dork Divers...
Peace
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