Favorite Dive Phrase

[BabyDuck]

My fav shirt of my own has the top 10 reasons to dive. I love it.

hey, can we come up with our own top 10?

top 10 reasons i dive:

10. red with diagonal stripes is slimming
9. <innuendo removed>
8. < innuendo removed>

come on, guys, don't let me down!

 

[freediver]

hey, can we come up with our own top 10?

top 10 reasons i dive:

10. red with diagonal stripes is slimming
9. <innuendo removed>
8. <innuendo removed>

come on, guys, don't let me down!

Reasons I dive:
7. I get to use the word redundant over and over and over and over......

 

[Buoyant1]

Saw it on a bumper sticker with a diver down flag:

"Honk if you go down"

 

[mcm007]

I like "Divers Do it Deeper" or "Divers like it wet"

 

[Hoosier]

1, Let's get wet

2. Go down

3. Still enough gas on the tank.

 

[eponym]

Top 10 Reasons I Dive, continued . . .

6. black is slimming

 

[Snowbear]

Heya, folks - The worst of the innuendo has been deleted and the profanity has been censored...

Please keep it clean.

Thanks

 

[Turtle Diver]

At 200 ft, no one can hear you scream.

Actually, I think that's already on a t-shirt.

 

[eponym]

Hey, what about something only divers would grok? For example . . .

Lefty Loosy
Righty Tighty​

 

[FatCat]

Hey, what about something only divers would grok?

Lefty Loosy
Righty Tighty

You mean: divers, plumbers and alcoholics...