For pure entertainment............

Rate your gas managment skills:

  • As a Solo Diver no one can hear me fart at depth

    Votes: 11 44.0%
  • DIR duffs do not smell, if they do, you are not DIR

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • As a Newbie I have had uncontrolled ***-scents

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Tech toots can be used to offset DECO

    Votes: 3 12.0%
  • Hargothian farts must be minimalist

    Votes: 4 16.0%
  • This is not funny, I don't gas manage

    Votes: 3 12.0%

  • Total voters
    25
  • Poll closed .

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Ohhh! Its Warm!
 
Ripping good puns there, Horn.
 
GA Under Water:
Imagine a 100 Foot fart at 10 feet with seals and no release valve :)
The inventor of the dry suit exhaust valve ruined our buoyancy control. :D It’s just been the past 25 years or so where we had to quit using diet and start using tank gas for good control and trim. :11: :no :eyebrow:

Gary D.
 
It's only a matter of time before someone brings up the Warhammer Maneuver so I'll just go ahead and mention that now.

There, that makes this an official bodily function thread.
 
:11doh: not in a drysuit. The unintentional shart could make things meesy in there.
 
warhammer maneuver?
 
If you:

Have a good wetsuit with good seals
Pull your weight belt a little too tight.
Let a Super Bowl level off gas......

You are looking at an uncontrolled ascent.....(unconfirmed)
Take extra weight

It will still be waiting for you after you release the belt.....(confirmed btw).
 
The p-valve is the gateway to the rapture of the deep, but there are certain joys that the drysuit affords at the surface. I don't to go into too many details, but let's just say, if you leave it zipped up- no harm, no foul. :D
 
squishy...self...contained...hot...tub...suit?
 

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