Eric Sedletzky
Contributor
I was in Costco once and had a really bad case of gas, and I mean really stinky gas.Have you ever Sneezed ? ever quietly slipped a Stinker out in public when there was nowhere else to let it out and then walked away and crop dusted the area ? Ever Pee,d in yer wet suit ?
All must do body functions ,and the girls have to do them just as the boys do.
At least the oyster horker let you see his actions so you would know what was coming your way in the current instead if you possibly picking up an interesting piece of aquatic growth floating by for a closer examination.
I was trying to be discreet, so I pretended I needed to go down one of the isles that was empty of people and when I saw nobody was down there I got in the middle and let 'er rip, and I mean a couple of cubic feet of pure weapons grade WMD's gas from another world bad, just horrible. I still can't remember what I ate but whatever it was I could sell it to the military it was that bad.
Nobody entered the isle during my evacuation so I figured I got away with it and everything was cool. I zipped around the corner quickly to the next isle still in a state of euphoria after that great out. When I was in the next isle I could see the area of my last nerve gas attack through the Pallets of pampers and gallon freezer bags. Some poor lady turned the corner right into the isle I just left and walked right into the cloud. all I heard was "OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!!!!"
