Ok, three men are sitting on a park bench in West Palm Beach, watching the ocean, when they strike up a conversation. Eventually, the topic turns and they all discover they were lawyers, recently "retired" from their profession.
The first lawyer says, "Well, the reason I retired was because I was very successfull, but a fire engulfed my practice. Because I had already been in business for 20+ years, I just decided to retire."
The second lawyer says, "Well, my story is similar; I was a prosecuting attorney, and one day, a small bomb detonated in my office while my staff was in court. Thankfully, nobody was harmed, and with the insurance settlement, I retired as well."
The third lawyer say, "WOW! Our reasons are very similar. You see, I was a successful attorney over on the west coast of Florida, but a hurricane came through the area and my buisness was permanently destroyed! With my insurance settlement, I was also able to retire!"
The first and second lawyers look at the third, then ask, "How do you make a hurricane?!?"