Bert van den Berg
Contributor
The wife was following me in the dinghy while I was lobster hunting solo at Great Barrier Island, New Zealand.
There was the largest lobster I've ever seen sitting on top of a rock at a depth of 30 feet. Too easy except in the ensuing battle somehow the lobster turned on me and grabbed me by the face, mask and regulator. He had all of his legs firmly wrapped around my head. Visions of the movie Aliens went through my mind as I tried to figure out what to do. Finally bit the regulator hard and head butted the lobster till it let go. The hoodie took the brunt of the attack and other than a small cut I was shaken but unhurt by the incident.
After telling my ex dive partner, Terry McMahan, about the incident he wrote a song about the adventure to be sung to the music of "Kiss from a Rose" by the Seals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7y19ED6Vrk.
Kissed on the Nose
There used to be a craying diver alone in the sea,
He became attached to a cray by the hoodie,
Love remained, as they waltzed the time away
But did you know,
That when it grows
It’s claws become so large, that
The light of your torch can’t be seen;
Baby,
Let me tell you ‘bout a kiss on the nose from a cray,
Oooh, the more I get of you
The sharper it feels, yeah
Now that your nose is in-claw,
Your eyes will be watering for sure.
………I’ve been kissed on the nose by a cray,
….yeah, I’ve been kissed on the nose by a cray
There was the largest lobster I've ever seen sitting on top of a rock at a depth of 30 feet. Too easy except in the ensuing battle somehow the lobster turned on me and grabbed me by the face, mask and regulator. He had all of his legs firmly wrapped around my head. Visions of the movie Aliens went through my mind as I tried to figure out what to do. Finally bit the regulator hard and head butted the lobster till it let go. The hoodie took the brunt of the attack and other than a small cut I was shaken but unhurt by the incident.
After telling my ex dive partner, Terry McMahan, about the incident he wrote a song about the adventure to be sung to the music of "Kiss from a Rose" by the Seals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7y19ED6Vrk.
Kissed on the Nose
There used to be a craying diver alone in the sea,
He became attached to a cray by the hoodie,
Love remained, as they waltzed the time away
But did you know,
That when it grows
It’s claws become so large, that
The light of your torch can’t be seen;
Baby,
Let me tell you ‘bout a kiss on the nose from a cray,
Oooh, the more I get of you
The sharper it feels, yeah
Now that your nose is in-claw,
Your eyes will be watering for sure.
………I’ve been kissed on the nose by a cray,
….yeah, I’ve been kissed on the nose by a cray