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Welcome to SB Moose! It's about frigon time! 
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Welcome Moose!
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.
Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very
authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a
female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull,
then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves
up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give
the moose love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of
the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the
guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back
shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass,
but you'd better brace yourself."
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.
Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very
authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a
female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull,
then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves
up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give
the moose love call.
Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of
the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the
guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back
shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass,
but you'd better brace yourself."
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Now the truth is out! Moose afraid to dive deep! (see avatar)
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Good laugh Thanks
Natasha
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Hi Moose..
You now help complete the circle..of me, Boris..and squirrel... Always good to have a Moose around. :winky:
Welcome to the zoo.
You now help complete the circle..of me, Boris..and squirrel... Always good to have a Moose around. :winky:
Welcome to the zoo.
May there be greater forces watching over us all.. its Dan Dan Dan Dan... Bobwhite what with flamingos where? Welcome aboard dude..
Hi Moose! Glad you finally decided to show yourself. or so to speak
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