Ode to DIR

[Lawman]

There once was a man from Peru
DIR he was, through and through
During sex I do ponder
When my attention it does wander
If my position is properly GUE

Thank you, thank you very much. There will be a second reading at 3:00

Lawman has left the building

 

[double125's]

Why do you keep poking the DIR monster? What did he do to you?

 

[JeffG]

double125's once bubbled...
Why do you keep poking the DIR monster? What did he do to you?

Hmmmm....Doesn't Rhyme, you can do better than that



The was a diver that was DIR
You would never find him in a bar
And then One day
to his Dismay
Got drunk, and lost all that was DIR

 

[daylight]

Another worthy post. Looking forward to the Three O'clock reading.

 

[JustAddWater]

It rhymes if the "e" in GUE is silent, but then the pronunciation would be "goo"
That sounds baaaaaaaaaaaad!!

 

[Falcon99]

I'm still laughing at his original post...... it was too much to begin with... I was literally crying..

JB

 

[SwimJim]

DIR guys don't worry about sex as they feel they need a seven foot hose.

 

[DiveTub]

Ok dedicated to all the Strokes of the world click Strokes Anthem turn up your speakers

 

[jonnythan]

You were having sex with a man?

 

[bridgediver]

Sydney_Diver once bubbled...
Ok dedicated to all the Strokes of the world click Strokes Anthem turn up your speakers

LOL!!!! Now THATS poetry!!! OMG thats funny